Official Cheese language.
Very fast and flexible language for cheesemuchers.
Written in C which is already the fastest so this is faster.
Contains very intuitive syntax.
Is precise, concise and whatever the last thing was.
Refer to wiki for a tutorial.
"This is the number one language for anyone wanting to be fast like Turbo the snail." - William Liu
"He's fast, they're furious" - Turbo the snail.